Posts tagged “Valentine’s Day

Valentines Love birds./. /…/.

So tomorrow it will be two weeks until valentines day/. /.

And in the spirit of things I’m going to get all soppy and offer buy one get one free on ‘Love birds’../. Choose your own colors and objects and i will paint the perfect matching partner for free.. /. /.

13 cm x 13 cm – £15 incl post
20 cm x 20 cm – £20 incl post

You can contact me directly via or you can order straight away via my shop/  ./.

Here’s some of the ‘Love Birds’ Featured in my previous exhibition ‘FRAGMENTS’


Ready Made Romance… .. . .. . . . .. .

Oh it’s valentines day, must get her some flowers, chocolates and a card.

Oh its easter, i should get her some egg shaped chocolates and a card.

Oh it’s her birthday i better get some more flowers and chocolate to let her know i care.

Oh it’s christmas, I know a box of chocolates, That’ll do.

Oh wow! How thoughtful, He’s so sweet, He really cares.

Or is it just another thoughtless result of a consumerist society?

Rushing at the last minute to fob you off with another ready made gesture…..


She likes chocolates right? and flowers? Thats what all girls really want, but this one is special.

Do you even like flowers or chocolate? Is that all you want?

I wonder how much that sweet other half really knows you, I wonder if they know you don’t even like flowers or chocolate.

I wonder if they realise with all these stale passing gestures your just getting fatter and older, and the flowers…..

Well they’re already dead.